QUOTES OF THE WEEK

That one is a french driver:

"Red lights are like queues.They are for people who have time to waste."

And while we are at it,that one is from Glasgow:

"Oi!Do you know what a red light means?
Aye,it means your mum's back in business"


Meanwhile back in Big Smoke:

"I'm thinking of going ahead with becoming a bike messenger and was just wandering if having a driving license is a requisite?
No,although you will be needing an off-license"

P R I C E L E S S !!!!!!